Los Angeles criminal defense lawyer Terrye Cheathem has developed a new line of greeting cards, according to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. But hopefully, you won’t need to buy one of them on an annual basis.
Her cards are specifically designed for the recently incarcerated, reports indicate. So now you can find the perfect way to say you care to the criminals who have been taken out of your community. The cards, which range from purely sympathetic to apologetic (for not visiting someone in prison, presumably), have apparently not been selling very well.
Who would have thought Americans didn’t want to celebrate getting arrested?