A Milwaukee, Wisconsin robber held up a U-Haul store and then asked the clerk for a date. Maybe we should ignore the question of why anyone would hold up a U-Haul, but the robber’s asking the clerk for a date may explain it.
One of a pair of robbers made an employee open the cash register. He took the money, forced the workers to the ground and fled. The other stuck around and asked the woman for her phone number, suggesting maybe they could go out sometime. She turned him down, of course.
Gee whiz, there’s nothing like making your crime national news. These two will probably not last long on the lam.